Drew
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(via patrick-daniel)
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Squad means family. Squad means no one gets left behind or forgotten
(via spongebobssquarepants)
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i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way
(via jaylinpickworth)
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a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh
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When you’re sitting on the toilet and realize you forgot your phone
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- Period: You want cookies
- Period: You want to fuck
- Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
- Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
- Period: Kill them.
- Period: Kill them too.
- Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
- Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
- Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
- Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
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she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it
(via laughtime)
